Just for fun---how would YOU rewrite these REAL L.O.L. headlines?
Yes, I know these have absolutely NOTHING to do with writing for children.
* Stolen Painting Found by Tree
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Line
* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
* Eye drops off shelf
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Tree Finds Stolen Painting
After 18 Years in Checkout Line Two Sisters are Reunited
Cookies Without Children Are Not the Same
Farmer Injured by Enraged Cow with Ax
Hospitals Sued by 7-Foot Doctors
None Found Alive After Typhoon Rips Through Cemetry
Eye Rolls off Shelf
Hey, Sherri! Welcome to the blogisphere! I'll browse a bit when I have more time . . . as it is, I'm late for work. Think my boss will fire me? Nahh, he wouldn't dare, right??
A Musician by Grace
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