That's Punny: Part II (Sorry!)

Here's part II if you can stand it!

• Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

• With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

• Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

• You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

• He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

• A calendar’s days are numbered.

• A boiled egg is hard to beat.

• If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

• A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

• We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

• It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

• He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself

• The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

• The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

• If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

• A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

• A will is a dead giveaway.

• Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

And this one describes ME:

• She had a photographic memory which was never developed.